amway

my girlfriend had moved to miami and invited me down for an extended stay. her place was right by the beach and really was a find- almost 2000 square feet in a nice building. she seemed to be doing so well and had all these projects going on. she was running in and out constantly and trying to get me on board with her money making projects but they all seemed like some version of amway to me and no matter how hard i tried to ignite my interest, i just couldn't do it. her boyfriend lived with her and at first i thought they were on the same page, but it soon became apparent to me that he was a user and a scammer. i was trying to figure out her exercise equipment, but it was all counter intuitive and i kept jamming the electronics. i finally realized that there was actually no way to work out in the way she had said she was and tried to figure out if she was on drugs or consciously lying to me. meanwhile, it was becoming more and more obvious that her boyfriend was shady and i finally felt i had no choice but to say something to her. 'oh, really?' she said absently. 'i don't think so...'. and then she said she had another amway thing to go to. after that i understood that whatever was going on, she was either doing it too or or wanted to remain ignorant. i thanked her for the stay, air-kissed and packed up and left.