Saturday, July 5, 2014

red lasers


something had happened to brad and angie and they were being sent to another dimension with the kids until it all got sorted out. everything was so frantic and time was running out. dogs, diapers, toys, clothes...everything necessary had to be named or it wouldn't go with them. we were all scrambling like crazy. at one point i looked up and and noticed brad's hair was grey and i felt surprised. i said he should just go with it because it suited him. he said they wouldn't let him. pretty soon everything started to be described with red laser lines that seemed to appear from within the house but i was still inside trying to help them. i kept jumping over the scans and angie said, 'shandra, just go, if we don't have it we don't have it' brad was wandering around all slo-mo and i was starting to get pissed at him. i saw him in the yard screwing around with the kids toys. 'dude, they've started scanning. get back inside!' the trouble had started with him anyway and i thought it was shitty that he was the only one not feeling affected by it.

once the dematerialzation began, i had to jump out of the house. i exchanged i love yous with everybody from outside the door as i watched the lasers scan everyone line by line into the other dimension. i was relieved that it didn't seem to hurt. even the dog seemed not to be bothered by it.

when the lasers hit the outside of the house i remembered something inside one of the cars i wanted to toss onto the porch for them. i ran to the car, unzipped one of the bags on the floor and saw two 4 week old perfectly royal blue puppies in the bottom of the bag. 'shit' i said out loud because i knew i would have to be responsible for them now. i left the bag open so they could breathe and decided to drive away in the car once the house was gone since angie and brad wouldn't need it anymore.

i walked to the end of the dock as the house was scanned and transferred line by line. i don't know why i pulled in the boat because none of it really mattered anymore. i grabbed a pile of stuff from the deck and when i tossed it in the cabin, a black extension cord fell overboard. i ran to the rail thinking i could retrieve it only to watch the last moment it was visible as it snaked into the inky depths. i felt worried that i had added one more hazard in the tangle of toxic human detritus filling the sea.

6 Comments:

At July 8, 2014 at 4:27 PM , Blogger Greenpa said...

Crazy life on my end. The alligators are winning, most days. Good to come back and find all this fun stuff to read!

 
At July 9, 2014 at 5:07 AM , Blogger shandra beri said...

caution!

http://www.animalmosaic.org/sentience/knowledge/video/default.aspx?page=0&video=tcm:46-41092

 
At July 9, 2014 at 3:56 PM , Blogger Greenpa said...

:-) yeah, and it turns out they regularly climb trees- to jump down on prey... http://newswatch.nationalgeographic.com/2014/02/13/beware-in-the-bayou-gators-and-crocs-can-climb/

 
At July 11, 2014 at 10:31 AM , Blogger shandra beri said...

This became my personal Fact Of The Day!

BTW, the crocodilians are rising fast on my Fauna Favorites List. I'd always wondered about the brain of such a seemingly primitive but long-lived creature (gotta have some smarts to live 70 plus years...) but could never really find any research. I finally ran across a fascinating study on observed cooperative hunting behavior and tool use in crocodillians (sorry can't find the link) and was immediately smitten.

Plus, those mama crocs don't be playin' if you get near their eggs!

 
At July 11, 2014 at 11:16 AM , Blogger Greenpa said...

They are, in fact, cool. A Truth of Biology that is virtually unknown by the public; because journalists are in love with the "unchanged for millions of years!" crap - is that no species ever stops evolving. The fact that the OUTSIDE of the animal looks similar to their ancestors just means they found an effective shape. The insides have been refined by evolution - constantly, 100% guaranteed. Biologists barely know this, and keep reporting "We've found something no one ever expected!' - when they totally should have expected it. And they're usually still missing some obvious stuff. A specific example, I learned long ago, but have never met any other biologist who knew it - turtles are primitive, right? Their heart has only 3 chambers, for crying out loud. Nope. Turns out their heart has FIVE chambers; when it dives, a moveable ridge comes up and seals off some passages, so blood is only circulated between lungs and brain; and on surfacing, the heart changes shape, so blood circulates to body parts in oxygen debt...

We SHOULD expect ancient organisms to be very sophisticated; but we don't. The trees I work with are extraordinarily sophisticated. I know a bunch of stuff about them that other workers KNOW to be untrue. Pain in the butt; need to publish.

We really do love being the pinnacle of Creation; it's stuck in our brains, somehow.

 
At July 11, 2014 at 8:52 PM , Blogger shandra beri said...

Ahhh..those words pass over me like a cool breeze. It makes me actually want to live longer to find out more things... and stuff ...and intricate fabulous facts unknown but THERE nonetheless!

Addmission/disclaimer; the aurora borealis sadly lost it's magical appeal to me once I understood it. Frankly, still little scarred by it.... sniff.

:D

(keep swinging, Greenpa, keep swinging...) ...

 

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