jimmy stewart

i was jimmy stewart and i was supposed to babysit someone's baby. there was an entire house full of people and i couldn't figure out how i'd got stuck with the job. the baby had taken a late nap and was at the stage where she could crawl out of her crib if she wanted- and she wanted. the house was starting to turn into a party and i just wanted to have fun but the baby kept crawling out of her bed. i felt mad and kept trying to abdicate baby duty but no one wanted to be responsible either. meanwhile, there were people trying to get a light going with thermite and they had no idea what they were doing. i tried to show them safe handling techniques but everyone was starting to have too much fun to pay any real attention. a girl came around and was collecting everyone's credit cards. i just handed her mine without thinking. she got online and started reading private financial information out loud. i went to grab my card but just then the baby tried to escape again. i remember thinking, 'oh this is why casey anthony used the duct tape...'